|
Post by T_Ray on Jan 29, 2009 10:26:39 GMT -5
Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader. This is Leroy'shomework assignment:he must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.
1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the hotel everybody.
2. Dictate - My girfriend say my dictate good.
3. Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fight the othernight. Man, somebody get that catacomb.
4. Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got nomoney foreclose.
5. Rectum - I had two Cadillac's, but my pregnant dogrectum both.
6. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if Imiss disappointment they gonna send me back to thejoint.
7. thingy - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said thingy.
8. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "Man, it look fake." He say, "Bullnuts, that watchisrael."
9. Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho living inthe partment undermine.
10. Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle boughtme acoustic and took me to the poolhall.
11. Iraq - When we got to the poolhall, I tol' myuncle iraq, you break.
12. Stain - My mother-in-law stopped by and I axedher, "Do you plan on stain for dinner?"
13. Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "Howmuch?" She say "fortify."
14. Income - I just got in bed wif da ho and incomemy wife.
|
|
|
Post by GirlHeartsFire54 on Jan 29, 2009 20:29:13 GMT -5
hahahaha wow nice T_Ray!! where did u find this?
|
|
|
Post by xtruckie3 on Jan 29, 2009 22:33:42 GMT -5
A fireman walks into a bar and waves the bartender down. The fireman asks for a beer and offers to tell a joke about policemen. the bartender replies in a thingyy tone " look guy ...Im a retired cop, that guy shooting pool is a cop, and that guy 2 seats down from you is a cop. you still want to tell that joke?" the fireman says " No, I dont want to have to repeat it 3 times...".
|
|
|
Post by T_Ray on Jan 29, 2009 22:48:27 GMT -5
A fireman walks into a bar and waves the bartender down. The fireman asks for a beer and offers to tell a joke about policemen. the bartender replies in a thingyy tone " look guy ...Im a retired cop, that guy shooting pool is a cop, and that guy 2 seats down from you is a cop. you still want to tell that joke?" the fireman says " No, I dont want to have to repeat it 3 times...". Nice one there!
|
|
|
Post by T_Ray on Jan 30, 2009 8:29:46 GMT -5
hahahaha wow nice T_Ray!! where did u find this? Browsing around on the internet. I saw it and just had to post it! ;D
|
|
|
Post by T_Ray on Jan 30, 2009 8:41:54 GMT -5
A man goes to a Halloween party wearing only a glass jar on his thingy.
A woman asks, "What are you supposed to be?"
He says, "I'm a Fireman!!!"
"But you're only wearing a glass jar?", says the woman.
"Exactly!" says the man. "In an emergency, break glass, pull knob and I'll come as fast as I can!"
|
|
|
Post by firewackerboy on Feb 4, 2009 20:33:25 GMT -5
you really said thingy??? haha but thats funny!!
|
|
|
Post by T_Ray on Feb 4, 2009 22:59:30 GMT -5
you really said thingy??? haha but thats funny!! Yeah, the word censoring turned it into that...
|
|
|
Post by T_Ray on Feb 6, 2009 9:11:55 GMT -5
|
|
|
Post by GirlHeartsFire54 on Feb 9, 2009 14:45:10 GMT -5
thats effing funny!!
|
|
|
Post by GirlHeartsFire54 on Feb 26, 2009 20:15:08 GMT -5
does it really turn change ur words? like if i said what the f**k?
|
|
|
Post by GirlHeartsFire54 on Feb 26, 2009 20:15:24 GMT -5
wow it does....
|
|