Post by T_Ray on Jan 29, 2009 10:26:39 GMT -5
Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader. This is Leroy'shomework assignment:he must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.
1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the hotel everybody.
2. Dictate - My girfriend say my dictate good.
3. Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fight the othernight. Man, somebody get that catacomb.
4. Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got nomoney foreclose.
5. Rectum - I had two Cadillac's, but my pregnant dogrectum both.
6. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if Imiss disappointment they gonna send me back to thejoint.
7. thingy - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said thingy.
8. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "Man, it look fake." He say, "Bullnuts, that watchisrael."
9. Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho living inthe partment undermine.
10. Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle boughtme acoustic and took me to the poolhall.
11. Iraq - When we got to the poolhall, I tol' myuncle iraq, you break.
12. Stain - My mother-in-law stopped by and I axedher, "Do you plan on stain for dinner?"
13. Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "Howmuch?" She say "fortify."
14. Income - I just got in bed wif da ho and incomemy wife.
1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the hotel everybody.
2. Dictate - My girfriend say my dictate good.
3. Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fight the othernight. Man, somebody get that catacomb.
4. Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got nomoney foreclose.
5. Rectum - I had two Cadillac's, but my pregnant dogrectum both.
6. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if Imiss disappointment they gonna send me back to thejoint.
7. thingy - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said thingy.
8. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "Man, it look fake." He say, "Bullnuts, that watchisrael."
9. Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho living inthe partment undermine.
10. Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle boughtme acoustic and took me to the poolhall.
11. Iraq - When we got to the poolhall, I tol' myuncle iraq, you break.
12. Stain - My mother-in-law stopped by and I axedher, "Do you plan on stain for dinner?"
13. Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "Howmuch?" She say "fortify."
14. Income - I just got in bed wif da ho and incomemy wife.
